Sneak Peak: Shady Grove Groove version Chapter 1: Mississippi Homeboy Throwdown….

What’s that noise…?
A truck backing up…?

Sitting at my usual outside table at the Pho Shizzle… out in the alley behind the Faux Seasons Hotel… right down the dirt road from Junior Beard’s Juke Joint and Greasy Spoon… Beat Four….
Whistler… if you’re particular about labels…. On highway signs….

Drinking Iced Coffee…. Made with Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk….
Reminds me of homemade ice cream….
Durn churn….
Burns me up worse than mustard in my underwear….

BIG truck backs up…. Drops a load….
Load of shizzle….
Off….
Guess drops off a load of shizzle probably sounds better….
A BIG man hangs his head out the window of the cab as he backs that big rig up….
Looked like a bear…. Only bigger…. And hairier….
Worse smelling…. Kinda like… well… shizzle….
Served in a steaming bowl of rice noodles… with scallions… and bamboo sprouts….
Anyway… that great big bad smelling bad asset of a man… turned out to be nobody….
Else….
But Big Woody Johnson….
Out making a delivery….
And then… a BIG woman falls out of the passenger side….

Aunt Quida Pants Lowe-D….
Dropping off a little sump’n sump’n….

Just a taste….
So… anyone who wants some… can just get a little of the flavor… of the Shady Grove Groove….

(In the process of creating “samples”…. Then will assemble said sad “samples” into finished products….
Manufactured in the Assembly Plant located just across from the County Barn in Mico, Mississippi….
You know…. In that red clay dirt pit….
Fell off a horse there once….
Almost broke my wind when I hit the ground….
Hit my head….
Almost hurt the dirt….
Horse stepped on my hand….
Just lucky wasn’t my bowling hand….)

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