Obama Bombing Iraq: The Fear Factory.

Cutty Snark

Irate Progressive Liberals demanded that President Barack Husein Obama be impeached today after the found out that some of the Humanitarian Assistance packages that he dropped in his bid to be recognized as the almost completely legitimate savior of Yazadih refugees hiding somewhere in the mountains of northwestern Iraq near that countries insecure border with Syria were, in fact, laser-guided high explosive and anti-personnel munitions. Former Voice of God Jaybird Carney was called in to quell the political unrest, due to President Obama’s mandatory participation in a Best Ball Gold Tournament with major Democratic Campaign operatives and contributors… as well as past and potentially future Democratic Presidents.

Jaybird Carney also attempted to address the suddenly intensely heat leveled at President Obama by his Atheist and Secular Humanist supporters who had been enjoying the relatively few reports (at least proportionally) of Christians being behead and forced to convert to Sunni Islam…

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Simon Magus and Selling Salvation

the Dark Mirror: Reflections for Flawed Christians

Been doing a little reading. First, got back to work on some Hebrew. Need to be most consistent. MUCH more consistent.

Then… I found something… interesting….

At least to me!

Acts 8:9-24English Standard Version (ESV)
Simon the Magician Believes

9 But there was a man named Simon, who had previously practiced magic in the city and amazed the people of Samaria, saying that he himself was somebody great. 10 They all paid attention to him, from the least to the greatest, saying, “This man is the power of God that is called Great.” 11 And they paid attention to him because for a long time he had amazed them with his magic. 12 But when they believed Philip as he preached good news about the kingdom of God and the name of Jesus Christ, they were baptized, both men and women. 13 Even Simon himself believed, and after being baptized…

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