Golf Today? Special Report

Cutty Snark

Golf Today?, an on-line metrosexual news magazine focusing on Presidential politicizing and Liberal Progressive Socialist pursuing Latent Athletiscism, reported in an interview today with Tiger Wood that the rumors regarding the former World’s #1 Golfer are true: he is nothing more than a placeholder on the PGA Tour for President Barack Obama. Tiger stated that he was so busy running his company, making commercials and visiting… other entertainment… that he simply does not have the time to devote to golf that the President does. Or chose not to take the time. Tiger stated that he was a swinger. And the President was… not….

Note: latent athletiscism is defined as the difference that separates real, masculine sports such as duck hunting from more feminine, artistic and sensitive frolics such as golf, tennis, ballet dancing and aikido. When asked to explain, Si Robertson put it this way, “Real sportsmen use real guns…

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